@ Vatican City
The pope must’ve been really popular that day or something.∞
is that the name of certain chocolate candies in this country can also double as good porno titles.
It’s like I’m sitting here macking on my wafer-y “Tendres Moments” and can’t get over how two birds have just been massacred by one handy-dandy boulder.
Faith in humanity.
It keeps me going.
— My French tutor
LOLLERSKATING OUT THE WINDOW OF THIS LAUGH FACTORY
@ Stockholm Public Library∞
— Norman Schwartzkopf
Please don’t do this to me now, Internet.
In an attempt to jump start the economy the UK’s coalition government is introducing training schemes. Topics to be covered in this course include beard growing for women.
I always arrive to the party late =’(((((((((((((∞
Number of people in line:
Predicted wait time:
Likelihood I will resort to using my wily feminine ways just to finish my paper in the only library with wifi in this city:
Likelihood it will backfire because the Parisian guy in front of me is gay:
(That’s cool, brah~)