June 11, 2011

@ Paris

@ Paris

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@ Vatican City
The pope must’ve been really popular that day or something.

@ Vatican City

The pope must’ve been really popular that day or something.

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May 18, 2011

I think one indication that French society is really progressing despite popular belief

is that the name of certain chocolate candies in this country can also double as good porno titles.

It’s like I’m sitting here macking on my wafer-y “Tendres Moments” and can’t get over how two birds have just been massacred by one handy-dandy boulder.

Faith in humanity.

It keeps me going.

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May 17, 2011

via whiskeysoaked
For the love of sweet baby Jesus.

via whiskeysoaked

For the love of sweet baby Jesus.

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May 15, 2011

Tobias Fünke and Yves Klein in holy gif matrimony.
The Internet is so dangerous right now.
WELP

Tobias Fünke and Yves Klein in holy gif matrimony.

The Internet is so dangerous right now.

WELP

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Reblogged from klein-funke

May 14, 2011

"You are trying to say ‘to investigate’? Well, then use ‘analyser,’ not ‘enquêter.’ Otherwise, it makes you sound a bit… Blue’s Clues."

— My French tutor

LOLLERSKATING OUT THE WINDOW OF THIS LAUGH FACTORY

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@ Stockholm Public Library

@ Stockholm Public Library

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"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion."

— Norman Schwartzkopf

Please don’t do this to me now, Internet.

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fyeahseangallagher:

In an attempt to jump start the economy the UK’s coalition government is introducing training schemes. Topics to be covered in this course include beard growing for women.

I always arrive to the party late =’(((((((((((((

fyeahseangallagher:

In an attempt to jump start the economy the UK’s coalition government is introducing training schemes. Topics to be covered in this course include beard growing for women.

I always arrive to the party late =’(((((((((((((

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May 10, 2011

Number of seats available at Centre Pompidou’s library:

  • 2500

Number of people in line:

  • the entire undergraduate population of Paris

Predicted wait time:

  • 2 hours

Likelihood I will resort to using my wily feminine ways just to finish my paper in the only library with wifi in this city:

  • 87%

Likelihood it will backfire because the Parisian guy in front of me is gay:

  • 1500%

(That’s cool, brah~)

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